The Pig has learned...

That Beer & Sports don't go together for the Pig.

Never can. Never will.

You see, Elsa and I, we brought up the idea to try beer & badminton. It started off as a joke, it then became a plan, and a dare. Unsure of the situation, but tried it anyways.

We met at Island and started having a couple of mugs. Me being a cheap drunk, I was already feeling good after the first mug. Elsa's colleague, Ivy joined abit later. Nic and her boyfriend came and joined for a jug. Nic's boyfriend is very cute, very fun, very friendly, and so happened to be my colleague too. Elsa's boyfriend joined later as well. I truly never thought this would end up to be a group drinking session. But then again, most of my plans don't really stick to the plan. It gets better. =)

There was alot of crap exchanging going on since that time on. I started feeling more high on my 4th mug (I've never had more than 2). The biggest mistake? Tequila shot. And oh, didn't we say we were gonna go play badminton? Weellllll.........*hic* someone has raised a deviation. It was 7:40pm when...

Karen : Badminton? *hic*
Elsa : *stares blankly* Badminton...?
Karen : *grins* Badminton....*hic*
Elsa : *shakes head left and right* Badminton...
Karen : *pouts* No badminton? *hic*
Elsa : No badminton...

I was feeling so lightheaded at that moment I had to take it out. That was a sign that we needed food so we headed off to Seahorse. I followed Ivy's car because I didn't think I could drive in that state of trance. I apologized to Ivy for troubling her but she said she's totally fine with it. I have to say the journey to get to Seahorse was abit of a nightmare. Especially when Ivy started blasting her speakers, playing those fast chinese techno tracks (WHO F-ing LISTENS TO THAT???) it made my stomach feeling like a blender. I thought I could bear with it but after 1 minute of torture, I had to tell her to stop at the roadside so I could...you know, throw up. After that I helped myself to lower the volume. Ivy, if you get to read this, you were very kind to me. It's just that my ears are not fast-chinese-techno-friendly.

I felt better after food. The fried kueh tiaw at Seahorse is nice! I came home around 10:30pm. It was a relief to find that Mom's already asleep because I would expect she'd ask me if I was playing badminton in my jeans or doing something else. Jengjengjengjeng....

For that I have concluded for myself....Beer & Sports don't go together.

Randoms

Oh I like Tiesto when he does music like this.

Let's create a mind scene.
A big club. Black & Blue. Dark (and I mean really dark). Green laser lines going around lingering upon everyone's skin, and spotlights flickering twice the speed of Tiesto's bass. The people are hypnotized, indulged. The sounds, the vocals, the ambiance, loud enough to get into your head...and is getting there.

That's the sound of the DJ asking for a dance with you.

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I caught a glimpse of Anthony Bourdain on tv in a walkthrough market. He encountered lots of people there take pride in what they're selling, and know what they're selling is good. And they could prove it. Anthony Bourdain commented (or narrated) that he was very much seduced by the whole thing.

Anthony Bourdain : I mean...have you ever get turned on by your own supermarket?

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I watched My Sassy Girl and it really WAS the remake of the Korean version. Cinemagraphy was beautiful. I think it was shot in Manhattan coz I remembered the park. And I really love that park.

Maybe one day I would like to drop by there when I get the chance.

Amused

There comes a time where great things involves great sacrifices.

Yoyo and Kheng are flying to Miri for next year's CNY for a week....and it'll be the 4th or 5th Nutzie Inc. Reunion since we were separated.

But the thing is, for the first time in many years, I won't be around.

Julie : Uh oh...
Karen : Yeah...
Julie : Everyone will be back and u're away...wtf?
Karen : Is okay I guess. One person not around should be okay eh
Julie : Cannot!

[Pig feeling whooaaaa]

Karen : I'm not that important. U are.
Julie : =.= Where got like that one???
Karen : Long time din travel with parents also. Though I love CNY coz of Nutzie Inc. Reunion
Julie : True also, not much chance, since you're going to stupid next year
Karen : Going to what?

[a pretty long pause. Tried to read her mind there]

Karen : Heh? Mehh????
Julie : Going to stupid
Karen : Where is that???
Julie : Hahaha....stupid = study

And on she went with her tears of joy, and the many funny sentences that followed.

Julie : Hahahaha....I cannot tahan, die laughing d, so damn funny, got tears d, my dad also laughing.....still laughing with my dad.

Typos. It just happens. >.<

Needles / Puasa / Merdeka

U like needles? Yesh? Then come here and see what Balkizz thinks about needles.

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Is it a sin to talk to your "fasting" colleague about food? I feel guilty...

I was talking to Mala about food and then I had this painful craving for apam balek. I love apam balek. I dropped by the pasar malam at Saberkas after work to get it. Got stucked in the jam while getting out of Saberkas. Ended up eating the apam balek in the car. Yum...

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So I'd like to talk about what my friends and I did during Merdeka. We went up to Bandar S. Begawan to fulfill our sushi dreams. I was subconsciously appointed as the executive coordinator, confirming with everyone the time, the agenda and programme, the attendance, and the confirmation of our hotel, checklistings...my goodness, it was as if I'm still working on a holiday! Hahahaha. But I know this is worth it.

The planned schedule...

1) Two cars to meet at Rach's place at 0830hrs. Vinz to bring breakfast on the way.
2) Leave Oil Town by 0900hrs. Reach Eve's place in K-Belait between 0930-0945hrs to use her cute Vitara to go up Bandar S. Begawan.
3) Leave K-Belait between 0945-1000hrs to reach Bandar S. Begawan by 1230hrs since we booked Excapade at 1230hrs. If we arrived early we'll just lepak around.
4) Lunch for 1 hour then head to The Mall. Leave Bandar S. Begawan by 1530hrs to K-Belait.
5) Get goodies from Supa Save.
6) Head back to Oil Town and check into Marriott by 2000hrs. Send goodies back to Pig's home, then maybe head back to hotel for swim or maybe dine out somewhere.
7) Adjourn after check-out.


The actual scene...

We all met up at Rach's place between 0845-0900hrs. Left for K-Belait 0920hrs. Reached Eve's place around 1000hrs. Hopped into Eve's car, picked her friend Jacq around 1030hrs and headed off to Bandar S. Begawan. I really thought we'd be late but we arrived Bandar half an hour earlier than expected!! Wow, we were behind time.....yet somehow we appeared to be ahead of time. We started our sushi feastin'...

Just bein' cheeky...

I feel like biting myself when I see me lookin' like that..

I really like this picture very much. There's a sense of happiness to it.

Eve commented that Julie and I have the most poses. Bangga-nye...*kembang buah dada*

So we left Bandar S. Begawan at 1500hrs. Did our grocery shopping at Supa Save, headed back to Oil Town and arrived home around 1915hrs to drop off the goods, then checked into Marriott by 2000hrs. Wow, some timing. Vinz and Rach joined us later.

Was so pooped by the time we got into our room. Felt like going for a nice warm shower and sleep. Actually, I thought of going for a swim, then a warm shower, then sleep. Instead, we were out for our late dinner, then back to hotel, and watched tv.

Woke up with eyebags (you can never get enough sleep with any group activities). Had breakfast at Pete's Deli. Aah, brings back memories of our college days. The days I will always remember and miss. Lotsa things started at Brighton Road.

Checked out, came back home around 2pm. Cleaned up and then lie on my comfy bed. I told myself I'll just close my eyes and feel the coolness of the bedsheets and pillows and wake up to watch tv or check emails or maybe....*zzzzzzzzzz* I woke up at 6:30pm instead.

This is truly an accidental procastination. Hahaha.....

Because I'm tagged....

If I'm not stalked, I'm tagged. TWICE. LOL..


1. The person who last tag you is:
- Balkizz the Brat.
- Kavukz

2. Your relationship with him/her is:
B-kizz : We dated. Hooked up. I was too naive.
Kavukz : We dated. Hooked up. I was too slow.

3. Your five impression of him/her:
B-kizz
- She's Balkizz.
- She makes and leaves marks and trails of B-kizz everywhere.
- Other than marks, she leaves a big nasty scar too.
- She throws duckbones at people (or maybe just at me).
- She's got an SLR.

Kavukz
- She's in touch with fashion.
- She can talk and laugh loud (forgot to mention B-kizz can too)
- I think she likes pink.
- She's tall.
- Can you believe I can only provide 4 things here???

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you:
B-kizz
- She helped me with some payment stuff (it's not some rubbish work she did for me. It was a very important payment/claim and she helped me through with it).
- Invited me for Ulam Party (at least I could know how an Ulam Party looks like).
- Invited me for her farewell dinner and choosing me the Best Dressed Badass Bandit which I know she and YM were just being bias and also coz I'm the lovable piagster and they just HAD to pick me!

Kavukz
- She got me into that chopper that flew us both to F6!!!!

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you:
B-kizz
- "Bitch...."

Kavukz
when I tempted her : "Kareennn...!!!!"

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will:
B-kizz
Feel like I'm in the 15th Century, making wild classical love together under a tree on some rainy day, that she had to open that cotton umbrella just so she could protect her scarf from getting wet. Bleah...

Kavukz
Feel short

7. If he/she becomes your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be:
B-kizz
To stop throwing duckbones at people.

Kavukz
Stop stalking me and join me at my table. Wootz!

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will:
B-kizz & Kavukz
Say "there're plenty of salmons in the sea for sushi".

9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be:
B-kizz & Kavukz
- for killing Obama.

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
B-kizz
throw duckbones at her.

Kavukz
Wipe off excess foundation powder on her face. She looks hotter without them.

11. Your overall impression of him/her is:
B-kizz
She's a small girl with BIG attitude.

Kavukz
She's a tall girl with BIG attitude.

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?:
- They feel like they can be themselves around me.

13. The characters you love of yourself are:
- I'm a pig. And pigs are lovable creatures. They make good pets in the farm =)

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are:
- I procastinate (it's evil).
- I can't give up on something so easily or The Big Guy Above is not wanting me to give it up.

15. The most ideal person you want to be is:
- I've become the ideal person I wanted to be.

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them:
- I love you too.

17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you:
- Apparently B-kizz has sent to almost all her friends who are my friends as well, and Kavukz has tagged me, so I guess...I'll tag Julie. She's my 1st, 2nd, 3rd....10th person who should take this.

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I'm leaving the other Qs out coz I couldn't really answer no. 17 well. Lalalala...

Kavukz commented in her quiz that I'm the sexiest person in the world for my sexy spiky hair and boobies. Whooaaa that's like the coolest compliment I ever received by far. And in that quiz she mentioned that she wouldn't wanna woo me because I'm a nice gal.

HHmmmm.....so she likes bad girls ooOooooo....

Okay any homos who's reading this, go stalk the living lights out of her!! I'm outta here!

The number 3

So what 3 things do I know about myself in certain areas? Piag on self-discovery.

Three names you go by?

1. Cheeky / Seng
2. Pig / Piag
3. Boss

I don't live by 3 names alone.

Three physical things you like about yourself?

1. I have nice eyes (minus the astigmatism and my terrible Lazy Eye disease).
2. I have sexy tan (Ola told me that).

3. I got a nice ass HAHAHA!!

Three physical things you don't like about yourself?

1. I have big boobs (I know it's every A/B cup-sized girls' dream to have something like mine, but it's troublesome for me).
2. I have a belly.
3. I'm still phat.

Three parts of your heritage?
1. Borned under year of Pig.
2. I possessed several traits of pigs.
3. I have my mom's looks, but I take after my dad's "wild" traits.

Three things you can't stand?

1. Seeing war and poverty, and dirty politics rather than hopes to help the country.
2. People who jumps into conclusions and twists my words to make a whole different meaning.
3. Defensive people.

Three things that scare you?

1. Car radiator overheating (had bad experience on the many times that almost killed my engine).
2. If I won't have enough time.
3. Being lost, disconnected from the world, and never finding myself ever.

Three of your favorite shows?

Hmm I have a hard time following them. I think Ugly Betty should be nice, but I haven't even watched it. Maybe because I like America Ferrera.

Three of your favorite Japanese animes?

1. Sergeant Keroro
2. Akazukin Cha Cha (it showed on Cartoon Network quite a long time ago)
3. I donno what else....

Three of your favorite current songs?

1. Carpenters - Close To You
2. Basshunters - Now You're Gone
3. Jewel - You Were Meant For Me

Three movies you can watch over and over again?

1. Bridget Jones Diary 1 & 2
2. Sound of Music
3. Serendipity

Something about American actresses in English movies and vice versa.

Three of your everyday essentials?
1. Money
2. Driving License
3. Handphone

Three things that you are wearing right now?

1. Shirt
2. Underwear

3. Shorts

Three things you want in a relationship?

1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Trust

Three physical things about the opposite gender that appeals to you?

1. Nice ass
2. Nice build
3. Nice smile

Three bad habits?

1. I can be messy.
2. I procrastinate.
3. I am sometimes late (Julie might wanna correct me on this).

Three of your favorite hobbies?

1. Checking out any new music (nothing Pop)
2. Reading good books.
3. Thinking of new things to do/pursue.

Three careers you're considering or currently pursuing?

1. Engineer
2. House DJ
3. Owner of a lounge bar.

Three places you want to go on vacation?

1. Hawaii
2. Brazil
3. Europe

Actually, places that's near the beach are good. Malaysia has nice beaches. *wink*

Three things you want to do before you die?

1. Spend time with my friends and family, talking about the days I love and will miss very much.
2. See the sunrise/sunset.
3. Remember the love I use to have.

Three things that you are stereotypically a girl?

1. I get monthly periods.
2. I have boobs.
3. I have a poon.

Pork meat went a year older, getting more stale

A big Happy Birthday to me. I turned a quarter century old (that's what Dad said).

Oh, I got a birthday gift from my Farm Friends. The gift contained some kind of a creature and it was struggling to get out. When I opened the box, this little creature sprang out like a cat getting out of a bag, started running, jumping and bouncing around in my bedroom. Oh it created a big mess all around me!

It spun the last somersault as if performing the grand finale, and landed on my palm. There, our eyes met - long and hard, without a blink. Not long, the little creature winked at me and gave a smile. It seemed like it found a new friend. And I think - I think it picked me.

I smiled back. And that, comes a new beginning for me and....

Coinkie is my little piggy coin bank. The first few words Coinkie said to me this morning was..

"PLEASE SAVE FOR ME"

I told her "I'll try, but you'd better be useful on rainy days..."


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Hmm..

I'm booked for dinner tonight by Julie (stalking prohibited lalala). Nic somehow spilled the beans mentioning there's a surprise. Hahaha the silly girl. She thought I'd be digging out secrets from her last night (tickling her toes with feather or something). But really, surprise are something I really dig.

I think surprises are sexy. It can give natural highs. LOL.